expression:

• that's impossible; I can't believe it - humorous term - slang ➜ ありえない

noun:

• hakama; man's formal divided shirt - archaism - humorous term ➜ はかま

noun:

• person who does not contribute anything to society; poop-producing machine [literal] - slang - derogatory term - humorous term

noun:

• purple; violet - humorous term ➜ 紫

expression / adjectival noun:

• crumpled up (of a face; like the face of a Japanese spaniel while it's sneezing) - humorous term

noun:

• meaningless or stupid turn of phrase that at first glance resembles a wise saying; silly saying; nonsensical proverb - pun on 名言 - humorous term ➜ 名言

noun:

• rolling a two and four (with two dice)
• six - humorous term

expression:

• you wish!; that's not going to happen; not a chance - pun on そうは行かぬ - humorous term

interjection:

• sorry; excuse me; thank you - humorous term ➜ すみません

expression:

• that was delicious - pun on 馬勝った, which is ateji for うまかった - humorous term ➜ うまい

expression:

• I'm sorry - pun on 髭剃り - humorous term ➜ 髭剃り

noun:

• very superior old pale (cognac); VSOP
• one-track mind; person who always acts the same or says the same thing (esp. person who always cracks the same kind of jokes) - humorous term - From English "very special one pattern" ➜ ワンパターン
• VLBI Space Observatory Programme; Very Long Baseline Interferometry Space Observatory Programme ➜ 超長距離干渉計【ちょうちょうきょりかんしょうけい】

noun / expression:

• one-track mind; person who always acts the same or says the same thing (esp. person who always cracks the same kind of jokes) - humorous term - From English "very special one pattern"

expression:

• but he has to be handsome; that said, only if he's a looker; phrase poking fun at people describing their ideal male partner, as a postscript - humorous term

noun:

• single woman; spinster - pun on 独女, (abbr. of 独身女性) - slang - humorous term ➜ 独女

noun:

• Adam's ale; tap water - humorous term

godan ~ぬ verb / intransitive verb:

• to die - humorous term - slang ➜ 死ぬ

noun:

• football (soccer) - humorous term - slang
• kick to the groin; kneeing in the testicles - vulgar - slang

expression:

• I wish the same for myself - idiom - humorous term

noun:

• seemingly good but ultimately stupid idea - pun on 名案 - humorous term ➜ 名案

noun:

• dumbfounding performance; queer act; performance so bad it's spellbinding - pun on 名演 - humorous term

noun:

• dumbfounding performance; queer act - pun on 名演技 - humorous term ➜ 迷演

noun:

• odd but interesting song - pun on 名曲 - humorous term ➜ 名曲

noun:

• odd but funny two-man team - pun on 名コンビ - humorous term ➜ 名コンビ

noun:

• odd but somehow interesting work of art - pun on 名作 - humorous term ➜ 名作